The Blue Tit – a 101 on how to get naughty with titw*nks for beginners

The Blue Tit – a 101 on how to get naughty with titw*nks for beginners

The titwank, qooq, baguette sandwich or (in Italian, apparently, ‘Spagnoletta/Spagnola’) is one of the sex acts that seems to hit both extremes- from the ‘not really sex’ camp to specialist porn, with little mainstream about it. Clearly an act that requires both fairly ample breasts and a penis, it’s not one for every set of playmates.

In my quest to learn all there is about the world of sex and sexuality, this niche little act has somehow passed me by in my many years, so I set about asking the experts, enthusiastic amateurs and aficionados of all things sexual – the good folk of FabSwingers.com

From the minds, loins and memories of the sex-positive players of this site, as well as the advice of my trusted inner circle, here is a complete 101 on how to get started titwanking for the complete novice:

Though a small-breasted titwank is possible, it is more complex. If you don’t have an ample cleavage and can’t form one by squashing your breasts together with your hands, be prepared to be creative. You can still use your breasts and nipples against the penis and involve the hands and mouth more. The cleavage is, after all, only one of many crevices that exist (or can be created) in the body, and apart from mental associations of what an individual finds erotic, all are equally plausible physical mechanisms that can be tried. Not all penis owners are especially fixated with breasts, or large breasts (many prefer feet, bum cracks or even armpits), and there is no reason that this necessarily needs to be part of one’s repertoire.

Having decided, both for yourself and with your partner that this is something you would like to try, ensure you have mutual expectations of how and when you will incorporate it into your sexual play. Will it be part of foreplay? Will it be how you finish? Will it be the whole of the session? Talking about ideas of how it can happen can help create new opportunities to understand what your partner finds erotic about it and what they are expecting. Sexy talk before the event lets the mind and libido run wild with anticipation.

Breasts are not self-lubricating. You are going to need to use a lubricant. This lubricant is going to be in contact with the skin of your breasts, but also your partner’s penis. In addition to ensuring his own penile skin is well cared for, if you anticipate incorporating vaginal sex and/or using condoms in the same session, selecting a well-balanced, gentle and effective water-based lubricant is really important. If condoms aren’t an issue, an oil-based or flavoured lubricant might be more fun, so you can incorporate oral play during, before or after. You can even use water and oil based lube together to create a Double Glide Effect long lasting and slippery.

Position yourself well. There are a number of options, whether lying prone, kneeling or sitting. Ultimately, your breasts will need to be comfortably aligned with the height of the penis and allow for easy movement. Either the man or the woman can push the breasts together, creating a natural crevice that the penis can slide on top of or through, depending on the depth. Though the act itself is thought of as quite penetrative, it doesn’t have to be. The penis can be gently and seductively rubbed over the breasts- the nipples can be caressed and the erogenous zones mutually stimulated. In order for the breast-owner to receive any pleasure (beyond psychological) from the act, it will be necessary to gently fondle and stimulate the breasts and nipples. This should not be underestimated. Many women, especially those with smaller breasts, have highly sensitive nipples and this can make up most or even all of their journey to orgasm (nipplegasm).

Part of the excitement of the titwank is often the finish- the ‘pearl necklace’ or the ‘facial’. Positioned centrally between the breasts, the ease of this is clear. This can be adapted, however, with incorporation of oral play- licking the head of the penis, sucking, or simply receiving the ejaculate at the end. A number of interviewees state the importance of the sense of enthusiasm and intimacy on the part of the breast-owner as a crucial part of the enjoyment. Appearing happy, excited, smiling and making eye contact are repeated themes. Rather than simply being pornographic, the titwank can be highly personal.

After you have finished popping your titwank cherry, talk to your partner. Did they like it? Was it as expected? How could it be changed next time? Taking a sexual adventure together is always a wonderful opportunity to debrief and discuss the thoughts and feelings each person had – a sharing moment. Will you do it again? Was it fun? Ultimately, wishes, sensations and sexuality are so varied and personal that there is no one-size-fits-all best way to do anything. Losing one’s virginity in any way is always a tense and self-analysing time. As they say, ‘try anything twice’.

Let’s hear what’s great about the experience, ways to get started and real experiences from those who have tried the fabled ‘titwank’:

Bend over him (he’s lying down) and squeeze your boobs together and let him move up and down through them. You need good boobs! Close-set doesn’t matter because you can squeeze them together. Firm would be better, but you can work around it. Best would be about an E cup and nice and round still! Fake not so good, squashy, better! – Lady R, professional sexpert

It is hugely arousing to feel large breasts on the tip of my cock. My wife has tiny breasts, a 34A, but she can still arouse my cock with her pert breasts. You get the man to lie on his back, ideally restrained. Then you go topless or fully naked and straddle him. Get your breasts on his face and then lower your breasts until you wank his cock with your breasts and make him come onto your breasts. – Mr P (45)

There are a variety of different ways but the two main ones are: He’ll sit on the edge of the bed with an erection, I’ll kneel down, hold my boobs tight together and go up and down on his cock. Or, I’ll lie on my back, he’ll straddle my stomach so his cock is where my boobs are. He’ll hold them together and thrusts. You need lots and lots of lube. He enjoys the boobs held firmly against his cock for maximum sensation. As my boobs are big it’s easy to do. – Mr & Mrs C (swinger couple)

I’m a big fan of it. In Italian we call it ‘spagnoletta’ – Mr N (50) Swinger